Cole Sprouse @camera_duels

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  2 days ago

  There are lots of people in this wide ol world that want to see me laid out- Bludgeoned by some frat boy’s knuckle or canceled by some mommy blogge

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  May 2019

  There is absolutely no angle that works less effectively than this. The duelist, who I imagine is quite an honest man, a poor liar, a cherry tree chop

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  February 2019

  Let’s be clear. This is the face of an absolute patootie. Like an npc that sells pastries lookin ass patootie. And yet, regardless of resident patoo

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  January 2019

  Four. Four asses in one shot (duelist excluded), ripe and ready for their creeping jort and cargo silhouettes to be devoured “hole”-heartedly by m

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  June 2018

  What whispers one hears when paranoid. Where even a silent ~sprouse~ under one’s breath can become bullhorn. Look, HARK, the triumvirate of “let-m

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  May 2018

  An advanced technique betrayed by an amateur mistake. There are times when you feel like the antagonist and times when you feel like a character in th

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  October 2017

  Couple shoutouts real quick hold up: (1) Shoutout to TSA precheck not approving me yet. (2) Shoutout to this Italian mamma mia who scared off her help

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  August 2017

  My father once told me that the key to great driving was ensuring the safety of myself and my passengers. Now, behold the fatherless fanatics: car in

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  July 2017

  Hark ~ across the expanse ~ do you see them?, three villains trying to skulk on dried leaves. Caught, the comrade to the right hastens out of frame in

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  April 2017

  I should have guessed by the denim bedazzled devil's lettuce ball cap that the wearer wouldn't have the subtlety to pull off a proper camera duel. The

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  December 2015

  A blinding flash. Quick blur. Momentary desperation. Primal cooing. Inevitable defeat. Temporary victory. Ahh yes, I know this ritual well. Is it war

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