@theragingitalian Chad Granata

Running on 3 hours of sleep, already dirty at work, and looking near homeless and in need of a haircut, it's one of those Mondays. #Beard #Beardish #Need #To #Trim #Up #Monday #Bleh

If I could go a day without cutting myself, that would be rad. #Selfie #GlassMan #Auto #Glass #Cut #Myself #Again #Sonofabitch #bandaids #dont #work

Wow, two posts in two days. I’m on a roll. #Work #Dirty #Again #Yes #There #Is #Dirt #On #My #Face #Beard #Selfie #Confidence

Because I haven’t posted in a while. Here, have a selfie! #Work #Selfie #Beard #Beardish #Dirty #I Need #A #Shower

“You got to do it for Grandpa, Morty. Y-you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt” #Rick #Morty #RickAndMorty #Take #These #Seeds

What can I say, it looks like I really nailed this picture 😏 #Strawberry #Festival #Arnold #Home #Improvement #Nailed #It #Puns

My friends are pretty rad. #blessyou #honkshoo #allergictograss #insidejokes #bdubs #baseball #anthonysucksatbaseball

Sorry Malik, you drew the short stick. There’s URIEL. #im #sorry #i #missed #you #taco #burrito #westphilly #bornandraised

My friends are cooler than yours. #best #friends #besties #friend #group #lit #best #selfie #mirror

Got an awesome new cut!! Found my new favorite barbershop. #Hair #Cut #Barber #FirstChair #FirstChairBarber #LinedUp #LookingFresh #Confidence

He’s so cute. #Dovah #Snek #Sneaky #Danger #Noodle #Nope #Rope #Dovahkiin #Skyrim

Yes, I made an Instagram account for my snake. Follow it to stay updated(: #follow #dovah #he #deserves #to #be #seen #snek #snake #sneaky #skyrim

Meet my new noodle! His name is Dovah💕Photo creds @watchitshatter #Snake #Ball #Python #Snek #SneksOfInstagram #Danger #Noodle #Nope #Rope #Dovah #Dragon #Skyrim

A Waffle House recovery. #ItWasLit #Lit #Birthday #New #Friends #TheNewKyle

“Drown out the negativity in life with the sound of those who support you” #Quote #Of #The #Day #Positivity #Selfie #Confidence #Beardish #Beardly #LoveYourself

“A slow day at work may be boring, but it gives you plenty of time to enjoy and embrace the little things in life” 💕 #Work #SlowDay #Beard #Beardish #Music #Feelings #Self #Confidence #SelfConfidence

Rise and shine from your favorite Italian and ninja turtles! #Good #Morning #Too #Early #Tired #TMNT #Teenage #Mutant #Ninja #Turtles

Merry Christmas guys! #Merry #Christmas #Confidence #Snow #Holidays #Holladayz #Cold #Burr

Because I haven’t posted in a while. #Selfie #Confidence #Beard #Beardish #LoveYourself #SelfConfidence

Because I haven’t posted in a while. #Work #ReppingTheJacket #CriminalJustice #Cold #Beardish #SelfConfidence #October #SpookyScarySkeleton

Being a security guard at Myrtle Beach is pretty rad. #Security #Guard #Myrtle #Beach #LookingGood #FeelingGood #Confidence #Beard #Beardish

Here's a secure selfie for your feed. #Work #Selfie #Happy #Memorial #Day #Remember #The #Fallen #Smile #Confidence

Basic casual sibling selfie. #Siblings #Filter #Snapchat #FlowerChild ? #Easter #ThisIsPrettyLate #WellShit #IAmBored