#deaddrivebookseries photos & videos

2 weeks ago

If you've finished Dead Drive 4... You know. And if you haven't... You should. Dead Drive books 1-4 are available on Amazon.com. Because everyone could use an escape. The books will give you that. Your new favorite series. All you have to do... is give them a shot. And if you didn't know, then you would. If you don't know, now you know. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombie #zombieapocalypse #zombies #apocalypse #endoftheworld #read #reading #readmybooks #bookstagram #bookseries #zompoc #za #hermitisland #maine #ocean #fated

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4 weeks ago

300. Getting closer... If the Zombies don't kill ya, the anticipation will! (Please don't die. I'd be super annoyed to write all this, and have zero audience left. ) First 4 Dead Drive books available on Amazon.com. Your new favorite series. Just give them a shot! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombie #zombieapocalypse #zombies #apocalypse #endoftheworld #read #reading #readmybooks #bookstagram #bookseries #zompoc #za #300 #tobecontinued

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5 weeks ago

You're it! The best part of the movie Tag, is the showcase of lifelong friends doing whatever they must, to make sure they remained in each other's lives. Plus, the rule that it's fine to punch a fellow player in the butt cheeks, but not the butthole. I think we can all agree that the butthole should not be punched. Except on special occasions. Like... Christmas. I digress. Got distracted by butthole punching, as one often does. If you like bromance, and all the wonderful stupidity that goes along with it...tag the "add to cart" button on Dead Drive 1-4 on Amazon.com, then buy those beauties. I promise, you won't be disappointed! You like humor? Action? Drama? Suspense? Romance? Chlamydia? It has all that in spades. You know, minus the chlamydia. Take a chance, and discover your new favorite book series. No tag backs! Especially on the butthole! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombie #zombieapocalypse #zombies #apocalypse #endoftheworld #read #reading #readmybooks #bookstagram #bookseries #tag #youreit #notagbacks #poopybutthole

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last month

If you're waiting for the right moment to dive dome-first into the #deaddrivebookseries , well... in the words of @theurgerocks : "Jump right in." That @jeffbezos dude clearly wants everybody to read it, knocking $12 off the price of book 3. Madness, I tell you! They're giving it away! Take advantage, and grab your new favorite series on Amazon.com! Don't drag yo feet like those darned zombies! I don't know how long this superb deal will last! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombie #zombieapocalypse #zombies #apocalypse #endoftheworld #read #reading #readmybooks #bookstagram #bookseries #greatdeals #practicallyfree #whatareyouwaitingfor

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last month

@nhl ... thank you. As Everything But The Girl sang in the 90's: "I've missed you like the desert misses the rain." Itching to see my @nhlbruins on the ice, like I have poison ivy on my undercarriage. And boys, if life in the hub cities gets boring, the #deaddrivebookseries is guaranteed to change that for you. Hockey is back. Life is worth living again! In-between games, order the Dead Drive books on Amazon.com! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombie #zombieapocalypse #zombies #apocalypse #endoftheworld #read #reading #readmybooks #bookstagram #bookseries #hub #hockey #bubblehockey

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last month

I hate the way those zombies bite, And that it makes you die. I hate the way they really smell. I hate them, girl or guy. I hate their slowly shuffled walk, But I'm thankful they move so slow. I hate that they ended the world... To California, I must go. I hate that I need to cross the country In this godforsaken mess. I hate that I must leave my home... In search of answers, I will not rest. I hate that these books aren't #1 On the @nytimes best seller list. But mostly I hate when not given a chance. "Cuz I don't like zombies". That really gets me pissed. Read them! Available on Amazon.com! The #deaddrivebookseries will not disappoint! Let's top that list! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombie #zombieapocalypse #zombiebooks #read #readmybooks #endoftheworld #apocalypse #bookstagram #undead #nytimes #bestseller

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Jul 2020

$5 won't get you much these days. Well, not without a buttload (that's a real term, by the way ) of penicillin and a lifetime of regrets. I mean, it's $250 to buy a motherflippin' vowel on @wheeloffortune ! I bring you glad tidings, though. Right now, you can get Dead Drive 3 for...$3.58 on Amazon.com! Whaaaat?! That's practically free! What does that $3.58 get you? The 3rd installment in your new favorite series! What else would you spend that on? A whole lot of nothin'! The only regret you'll have, is that you didn't try them sooner! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #wheeloffortune #rstlne #solvethepuzzle #solveyourbutt

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Jul 2020

I know times are tough. So, to help everyone (or a few people ) get through it, I offer you an escape. To celebrate Dead Drive 5 coming soonish, the first 5 people who DM me their name and an address to send a book to, will get one free of charge. Any Dead Drive book. One through four. If you haven't read them yet, I suggest you start with one. Duh. A free book! What do you have to lose? Only your boredom and irritation! My only request? Review them on Amazon.com! You know someone believes in their product if they're willing to give you one for free! Good luck! Be one of the first 5! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #free #freeshit #five #slideintomydms

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Jul 2020

“But if we are to be told by a foreign power what we shall do, and what we shall not do, we have Independence yet to seek, and have contended hitherto for very little.” Man, that George Washington fella knew what was up, kid! And clearly, the bloke had absolutely splendid taste in books. He knew it was better to die fighting for freedom, than live in servitude under the the whim of foreign overlords. Though she may have her warts, there is no other place I'd ever call home than the United States of America. Happy Independence Day, ungrateful colonials! (Some things never change ) Check out the Dead Drive book series on Amazon.com! Thanks to Georgie boy, you have the freedom to do so! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #independent #independenceday #july4th

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Jul 2020

Somebody should've told everybody on @90dayfiance that they didn't need to cross oceans to find love. All they had to do, is go on Amazon.com and order the Dead Drive books! Sure, you can't make boom-boom to books ( @annie_suwan_toborowsky ), well... you COULD, but might end up with paper cuts in weird places. You know what? Totally worth it. Because you WILL love these books that much. Read it by yourself, read them with your not-so-imaginary but still kind of imaginary significant other ( @davidjmurphey ). That way, you'll be guaranteed some great pillow talk! Hell, read them when you're bathing with your ex/future father-in-law and their "pet" sickly rat. Right, @thisisbiged ? Give the #deaddrivebookseries a shot. I promise I worked harder than @darceysilva and @staceysilvatv 's plastic surgeon. You'll love them so much, you'll read all 4 in less than...90 days! Dead Drive 5 coming soon! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #90dayfiance #tlc #boomboom

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Jun 2020

A rollicking adventure in search of the life you want/deserve? One that potentially has a treasure waiting at the end of the journey? Count me in, mothertrucker! And that's exactly what you'll find in the #deaddrivebookseries ! Oh, you thought I was talking about @obx ? Well, sure. That, too. One thing the #pogues (not the band, though they'd agree, too ) and the #kooks can find some common ground on, is their love for their favorite books. The series has everything you could want. Action, drama, comedy, romance, dudes with sick flows and washboard abs... ladies that don't wear those stupid high-waisted jeans/shorts that look like a diaper and a corset had a baby... man, I hate those. Just like zombies, they should've stayed dead. Anyway, if you're looking for your next adventure, or just want to escape the lunacy of everyday life... check out these books. All 4 are on Amazon.com! Book 5 is coming! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #outerbanks #netflix #poguelife

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May 2020

If JFA were still together, they'd be in lockstep with @umathurman , and Cicciolina in their agreement that David Stroughter and Majesty Crush made some fantastic music. Years ahead of their time, really. Though I never got to see them live, or meet David when he was still among us, can't help but think we may have been kindred. A dude singing about pining over a pro tennis player? Yeah, maybe the #deaddrivebookseries can relate to that. Perhaps it's partly why they're featured in the series. Perhaps. Though I may never find my way to the Seine, ever have anything to do with Horse, probably won't see me dancing on stars, saving Pennies for Love, know The Space Between Your Moles, know who Sunny Pie is, wake up with my favorite Brand, and probably won't go crazy or go nuts waking up from my Feigned Sleep...I do know what it's like to be a No. 1 Fan. And have the score at Love-15. Happy Birthday, David Stroughter. Thanks for the great music. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #majesty #crush #majestycrush

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May 2020

As always, thank you for the review! For those of you at home with plenty of time on your hands, wondering: "Whatever shall I do?" Well, you can take the few minutes to review the #deaddrivebookseries , if you've read it! It'd bring some light to this crotchety old/youngish/not-so-young-but-not-that-old guy's heart! Even if you didn't like it, I want to know! If you haven't read the #deaddrivebookseries ... what in the name of Lt. Pete Mitchell are you waiting for? Your new favorite books await! All 4 are on Amazon.com... Dead Drive 3 is on sale, even! Practically free! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #review #reviews #bathroomreading

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May 2020

We here at the #deaddrivebookseries would like to extend our... #tanks ... this #memorialdayweekend to those who paid the ultimate price to protect our way of life. Those who stood up in defiance of actual tyranny. Back when we understood that sticks and stones actually broke bones, bullets and bombs did much worse, whereas words... you just managed to survive those. Somehow. A special shout to the crew of #fury , too. Those Germans didn't stand a chance going against The Punisher, Percy Jackson, a dude who helped fight robot aliens, a human-built android who fought against human invaders, and Mickey O'Neil... the bloke who one-punched Gorgeous George. Should've just waved the white flag when they rolled through. "Mike, they're not real guys..." I know that. I'm not an idiot. But that was a damn good movie, illustrating the bravery and sacrifice of our forefathers. I only had one father, and he's dead. My original point: Thanks to those who died fighting, granting me the freedom to write my stupid books. Which you should read. Dead Drive on Amazon.com. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #war #memorialday

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May 2020

I might not know what you did last summer, but I sure as snot know what you're doing this summer. Absolutely nothing! Which means you have all the time in the world to read the entire #deaddrivebookseries ! As your adventures have dried up thanks to #covid19 , at least you can read something that'll make you feel like you're on one! Sure beats running from some hook wielding murderer dude! Unless you're into that kind of thing... no judgment here. I'm lying. Super judgmental. But hey, stick with what you're good at, right? Which is why I wrote books about the #zombieapocalypse . Read about a way worse #pandemic whilst riding out this one! As I've said before, if you don't like them... at least you'll have plenty of #toiletpaper ! I know you'll love 'em. Get all 4 on Amazon.com! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #iknowwhatyoudidlastsummer #hook #horrormovies

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May 2020

"Pardon me, but do you have any @greypoupon_us ?" You could find a better series than Dead Drive. "Yeah! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!" Wayne and Garth would not only rate Dead Drive as excellent, but with two enthusiastic Schwings! You'll love them so much, you'll need a whole new bookshelf. It could take the place of your gun rack, if you don't own "...A...gun"! Everyone who has read it agrees that if you don't plan on doing it yourself, you're totally mental. A psycho hose beast. Curl up on your couch in the basement with a Stan Mikita donut, or somewhere in Milwaukee, and read this series. All 4 are available on Amazon.com. For just $14.99, they will be yours... oh yes, they will be yours. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #waynesworld #party #partyon #excellent

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May 2020

I swear these books have raised the bar. They'll be your favorite books by far. You can read them on a boat, Whilst wearing your puffy coat. You can read them in a plane, Over and over, over again. You can read them at the beach, Always want them within reach. You can read them in a castle, I promise you they're worth the hassle. You can read them on a truck, Really, I don't give a... care. You can read them in a car, As long as you're the passen-jar. That last one twas a bit of a reach... Don't wash your darks with any bleach. Need to stop rhyming now, I mean it... Does anybody want a peanut? I hope my initial point's not lost... These books would be worth any cost. Luckily for you, $14.99 on Amazon. Buy them now, it's not a con! You'll love them til the end of time! And this, is where I end my rhyme! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #drseuss #samiam #greeneggsandham

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May 2020

Uhtred, son of Uhtred would go to the ends of the earth to claim his destiny. A thing he shares in common with the protagonist of the #deaddrivebookseries . One of many things they share. Along with washboard abs, a sick flow, a close knit group of loyal friends, eyes you can get lost in forever... Wait, what was I talking about? ... Anyway, during this time stuck at home (unless you're an essential employee, that is ), take advantage of your time and quench your boredom's thirst. Read all 4 Dead Drive books, available on Amazon.com. When you're done with that, watch @thelastkingdom on @netflix . I mean... what do you have to lose? Destiny is all. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #arseling #destiny #wessex #mercia

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Apr 2020

Looking for the perfect gift? For what occasion? Any! Perhaps you have a birthday today? Tell your friends: "To show how much you love me, please, pretty please, get the #deaddrivebookseries for me!" All 4 are available on Amazon.com and kindle, so nobody would need to leave the house to get it. Craving adventure? I have adventure for you. Yeah, YOU. I'm trying to get your attention, because these will make your day/week/month/year/life. Take a chance. The biggest regrets aren't the things you do, but the things you don't. Give me a shot, and I won't let you down! Wouldn't dream of it! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #happybirthday #hbd #423

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Apr 2020

Over halfway. Whilst waiting for Dead Drive 5, catch up with a little apocalyptic reading during the apocalypse. Dead Drive 1-4 available on Amazon.com. You've watched everything on @netflix , @hulu , and @amazonprimevideo . Pick up these books. You won't regret it! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #holyesque #hexx #handwriting #handwritten

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Apr 2020

The most sought after commodities of the Covid-19 Pandemic. Luckily for you, all 4 books are available on Amazon.com. DM me for modeling photos. You WILL be disappointed in the photos, but not the books! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #rockhardabs #toiletpaper #handsanitizer #modeling #food

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Apr 2020

The world ended March 13th. Most of what we'd ever known or ever loved... gone. Before that, I'd always felt... lost, almost. Fractured. Incomplete. Everyday was exactly the same. I felt like a zombie, before there were zombies. Amidst the apocalypse though, there was a glimmer of hope. Only problem was, that glimmer was on the complete other side of the continent. California. I had to take a shot at it. And once that shot was fired: 15,184 miles traveled out of state. The circumference of the planet: 24,901 miles. Those dudes in The Proclaimers have nothin' on us. Where would the apocalypse lead us next? Only time will tell. How far would YOU go, to find that ONE thing? To find your answers? Read about the adventure on kindle, or order all 4 Dead Drive books on Amazon.com. You don't want to miss these. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #miles #travel

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Apr 2020

Man, do I miss @nhl hockey. It's time for the playoffs, and we don't have playoff hockey. Awful. Thanks to @nesn for showing the 2011 @nhlbruins @stanleycup run, which is almost like applying a bandaid to a bullet hole, but... it's something! The only good news, is now you have plenty of time to read the #deaddrivebookseries ! Save yourself from the boredom of life without hockey, by checking out your new favorite books on Amazon.com. With 4 books, it'll be a nice, lengthy distraction. Plus, they're rife with hockey references! Get your silky mitts on these beauties! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #hockey #nhl #playoffs #imisshockey

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Apr 2020

As the #mercury rises on the whole #covid_19 situation, you can thank your lucky #stars that the #deaddrivebookseries has hit the #earth ! Rife with struggle, #mars himself would be proud of the fight. The scraps, the skirmishes, the battle. Complete with a love story the likes of #venus herself would long for. The books will take you to the heights of the domain of #jupiter to the underworld kingdom of #pluto and everywhere in between. With unapologetic irreverent humor, it will also surprise you with the depth of #neptune 's deepest sea. And like the rings of #saturn , you'll find yourself coming back again, and again, and again. If you haven't checked out all 4 books on Amazon.com to save yourself from quarantine boredom, remove your head from #uranus , and get on it! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #space #nasa

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Apr 2020

@titanicmovie came out when I was 13. Learned an important life lesson then. People knew the damn boat sank, but they were like: "I can't wait to go watch all those people drown!" Oh, sure. You'll say "Nooo! It's about the loooove story!" Or: "I'm just going to see @leonardodicaprio ! If we were on a boat, I'd be praying it'd sink so we'd both go down..." I'm sorry, that's... that's the internet talking. Dirty bastids. My original point, is that the only thing people appreciate more than a catastrophic story, is one where the love story rises above said catastrophe. Luckily for everyone, the #deaddrivebookseries has it all. It'll make you laugh yo booty off, too. In these trying times, nothing beats a good book. Except a great book series. All 4 are available on Amazon.com. They'll be your life raft on a sea of boredom. Once you get your fingers on 'em, you'll never let go, Jack. Only, for realsies. That Rose was a liar! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #titanic #jackandrose #atlantic #freezing

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Apr 2020

#StayHomeSweetHome 🎹 It's safe to say this is my new favorite spot in the house. The bright yellow does wonders for the mood when you're just feeling meh. Had a bit of a weird day yesterday. Super grateful for shows like @psychonusa to pull you out of a funk 🍍 here's to days that are funky-fresh and creative. Sending all the positive vibes 🙌🏻 •• •• •• #leahmaelovesrocknroll #leahmaelovestoread #leahmaeloveshomedecor #deaddrive #deaddrivebookseries #happythoughts #motleycrue #homesweethome #homedecor #homestyle #welcometomygreygarden

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Apr 2020

"People find it hard to accept the idea that one man can be two things, but I've seen it..." Perhaps Captain Jack Rackham said it best (in @blacksails_starz ) about Blackbeard, but it holds true for, well... everything. I dislike marketing the #deaddrivebookseries as a series about the #zombieapocalypse , because it is so much more than just that. Perhaps you know the author and think: "That dingaling? Is there any possible way he could write something that isn't totally moronic? I mean, I know he's a dreamboat... but would the books be anything worth reading?" Well, read the reviews. Better yet, read the books. Draw your own conclusions. What better way to pass the time if you're stuck at home? You won't regret it. And hey, if you do? Leave a review. That rhymed. If you've read and haven't reviewed on Amazon.com , what better time than now? * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #crosscountry #roadtrip #coasttocoast #indianwells

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Mar 2020

"Give me your quarantined, your bored, your huddled masses yearning to be free of the house..." You might not be able to leave the house, but nothing's stopping you from tagging along on the grandest road trip in recorded history. Even better than the Oregon Trail. Within the warm confines of your home, you shouldn't contract that pesky dysentery, but I can't promise that a thief won't come in the night and steal all your clothes. Staying at home got you down? Turn that frown upside down. The #deaddrivebookseries has everything you could ever want. Including toilet paper, if you order the paperback and don't like it. My bet is though, it'll become your new favorite series. Books 1-4 are available on Amazon.com, 5 is coming. Start them today, and get lost in a story that'll keep you on the edge of your seat, and laughing like a lunatic. Hey, what else do you have to do? * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #statueofliberty #ladyliberty #1776 #quarantine

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Mar 2020

As #newhampshire issued the "stay at home" order yesterday... which in essence takes hold tomorrow (which changed absolutely nothing, pretty much ), I'm sure you non-essential types are looking for something to do in this... apocalypse. Well, why don't you load up on some goods made right here in the #603 . Grab some beer, grab some books. Drink your sadness away from the lack of sports, then be entertained by what will undoubtedly be your new favorite series. The #deaddrivebookseries has everything anyone could possibly ask for. The kind of flavor that would make @deciduousbeer proud. Full of laugh out loud moments, it can be #thelight in these dark times. Amidst the #crumble of society (mostly in the books ), all it took was one #sonicloveletter (or text ) and the response, to engage the protagonist's #mojo . Which sent him on a cross-country trek from New Hampshire to #indianwells California... fighting through seas of undead, for a shot at the life he always envisioned in his #dreams . Books 1-4 are available on Amazon.com. They're #essential for #nonessential and #essentials ! Thanks, @deciduousbeer for staying open and making a fantastic product! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #beer #stayhome #work

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Mar 2020

Every single time I see a picture of Thor, I can't help but think: "Man... we're like... identical twins." You know, like @dannydevito0 and @schwarzenegger . I'll leave it to you to figure out which one I am. Anyway, ever wonder what Superheroes read about when they're not flying around in their skintight pajamas, saving the world? They love to cozy up and read about somebody else saving the world. Their favorite? The #deaddrivebookseries . Absolutely love it. Don't need to use #mjolnir to hammer home the point. They're perfect for those of you who are quarantined, looking at more #loki days with nothing to do. Now that #ragnarok is here, read it. A story of triumph, sacrifice, friendship, and love, in the darkest of times. Unless you're an #ironman , you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll...I don't know what else. But you'll do it! Books 1-4 are available on Amazon.com, and 5 is coming. Don't make me #hulksmash them over your head! I promise you'll #marvel at them! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #comics #comicbooks #superhero #avengers

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Mar 2020

Who would've thought that books about the apocalypse, would be the favorite series in the apocalypse? Not to toot my own horn, but the end of the world in the #deaddrivebookseries , begins on March 13th. So, toot toot, sucka! Sure, it was three years earlier, but hey! Close enough! As I wait for my everyday commute to work to turn into @madmaxmovie , I can't help but think of those who are bored at home. Somewhat enviously, I might add. If you're bored and need a good laugh, go old school. Pick up a book. Pick up all 4 Dead Drive books on Amazon.com! I promise they'll keep you wonderfully distracted! If you've grown tired of playing with your belly button lint, watched every show on @netflix , sick of googling images of Mike Trask in a speedo (pfft. Like anyone could tire of that )... give these books a try. I mean... what do you have to lose? Clear your super busy #socialdistancing social calendar, and hunker down with Dead Drive! P.S. - Speedo pictures available per request. After I find a speedo. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #madmax #commute #work #speedo #bananahammock

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Mar 2020

Quarantined? Bored out of your gourd? Are you starting to think a certain @rem song is coming to pass? What's the Frequency Kenneth? No, not that one. What better way to ride out the "end of the world", than reading about the actual end of the world?! Have you resorted to making sock puppets to alleviate your loneliness? What... just me? Are you longing for action, for adventure, for a laugh, and some suspense? Look no further! The #deaddrivebookseries has everything you could possibly want, and then some. You don't even have to leave the house to get it, either. Books 1-4 are available on Amazon.com. Paperback and Kindle. What are you waiting for? What do you have to lose? Try them. Your new favorite series is waiting for you... * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #covid_19 #corona #quarantine

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Mar 2020

"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, it's a beautiful day for neighbors, but stay the ☆¥£$ inside! Stay the ☆¥£$ inside!" A little glimpse of life in #mrrogers hood, if he were around in 2020. He knows the value of a good book, though! He ordered all 4 Dead Drive paperbacks on Amazon.com, Mr. McFeely honored the #socialdistancing edict (despite his moniker ) and left them right on his front porch. Once the fish are fed, he'd hop on the trolley to the #neighborhoodofmakebelieve and read the books to King Friday, Lady Elaine, that frickin' Owl in the tree... and they all loved it! Sure, it was cool for good ol' Fred to play with those puppets, but if I do it during, say...a mandatory quarantine... people will think I'm weird. Rude. Make like Mr. Rogers and order your new favorite series. They'll guide you through the murky waters of life without sports. Order the books and you'll say to them: "You've made this day a special day, by just your being you. There aren't any books in the whole world like you, and I like you just the way you are." * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #mrrogers #wontyoubemyneighbor

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Mar 2020

Look at Jimmy showing off how prepared he was for the Coronavirus! Oh, I'm sorry. I meant the Bubonic Plague 2.0. Wait, no... no I didn't. Anyway, he has everything you need to survive a quarantine. Which apparently, is toilet paper. Who knew? Luckily for him, he clearly has terrific entertainment. If you're gonna be stuck in a bubble, that's a must. How can you fill your time without sports? Easy. Pick up the #deaddrivebookseries on Amazon.com. Books 1-4 are available, 5 is on it's way at some point. Ready to read on kindle, or like I said the other day... you get the paperback and don't like the story (which I doubt )... BOOM! Toilet paper. While riding out the "apocalypse", read about the adventure of a lifetime in the actual apocalypse! Free 2 day shipping for @amazon prime members. So until the book arrives at your door, try not to lick people. If humanity has survived the Kardashians, we can survive this, too. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #bubbleboy #coronavirus #pandemic

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May 2020

We here at the #deaddrivebookseries would like to extend our... #tanks ... this #memorialdayweekend to those who paid the ultimate price to protect our way of life. Those who stood up in defiance of actual tyranny. Back when we understood that sticks and stones actually broke bones, bullets and bombs did much worse, whereas words... you just managed to survive those. Somehow. A special shout to the crew of #fury , too. Those Germans didn't stand a chance going against The Punisher, Percy Jackson, a dude who helped fight robot aliens, a human-built android who fought against human invaders, and Mickey O'Neil... the bloke who one-punched Gorgeous George. Should've just waved the white flag when they rolled through. "Mike, they're not real guys..." I know that. I'm not an idiot. But that was a damn good movie, illustrating the bravery and sacrifice of our forefathers. I only had one father, and he's dead. My original point: Thanks to those who died fighting, granting me the freedom to write my stupid books. Which you should read. Dead Drive on Amazon.com. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #war #memorialday

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May 2020

"Pardon me, but do you have any @greypoupon_us ?" You could find a better series than Dead Drive. "Yeah! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!" Wayne and Garth would not only rate Dead Drive as excellent, but with two enthusiastic Schwings! You'll love them so much, you'll need a whole new bookshelf. It could take the place of your gun rack, if you don't own "...A...gun"! Everyone who has read it agrees that if you don't plan on doing it yourself, you're totally mental. A psycho hose beast. Curl up on your couch in the basement with a Stan Mikita donut, or somewhere in Milwaukee, and read this series. All 4 are available on Amazon.com. For just $14.99, they will be yours... oh yes, they will be yours. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #waynesworld #party #partyon #excellent

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Apr 2020

@titanicmovie came out when I was 13. Learned an important life lesson then. People knew the damn boat sank, but they were like: "I can't wait to go watch all those people drown!" Oh, sure. You'll say "Nooo! It's about the loooove story!" Or: "I'm just going to see @leonardodicaprio ! If we were on a boat, I'd be praying it'd sink so we'd both go down..." I'm sorry, that's... that's the internet talking. Dirty bastids. My original point, is that the only thing people appreciate more than a catastrophic story, is one where the love story rises above said catastrophe. Luckily for everyone, the #deaddrivebookseries has it all. It'll make you laugh yo booty off, too. In these trying times, nothing beats a good book. Except a great book series. All 4 are available on Amazon.com. They'll be your life raft on a sea of boredom. Once you get your fingers on 'em, you'll never let go, Jack. Only, for realsies. That Rose was a liar! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #titanic #jackandrose #atlantic #freezing

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Apr 2020

#StayHomeSweetHome 🎹 It's safe to say this is my new favorite spot in the house. The bright yellow does wonders for the mood when you're just feeling meh. Had a bit of a weird day yesterday. Super grateful for shows like @psychonusa to pull you out of a funk 🍍 here's to days that are funky-fresh and creative. Sending all the positive vibes 🙌🏻 •• •• •• #leahmaelovesrocknroll #leahmaelovestoread #leahmaeloveshomedecor #deaddrive #deaddrivebookseries #happythoughts #motleycrue #homesweethome #homedecor #homestyle #welcometomygreygarden

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May 2020

I swear these books have raised the bar. They'll be your favorite books by far. You can read them on a boat, Whilst wearing your puffy coat. You can read them in a plane, Over and over, over again. You can read them at the beach, Always want them within reach. You can read them in a castle, I promise you they're worth the hassle. You can read them on a truck, Really, I don't give a... care. You can read them in a car, As long as you're the passen-jar. That last one twas a bit of a reach... Don't wash your darks with any bleach. Need to stop rhyming now, I mean it... Does anybody want a peanut? I hope my initial point's not lost... These books would be worth any cost. Luckily for you, $14.99 on Amazon. Buy them now, it's not a con! You'll love them til the end of time! And this, is where I end my rhyme! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #drseuss #samiam #greeneggsandham

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Mar 2020

What does the show @sexeducation have in common with the #deaddrivebookseries ? Other than both being insanely terrific... well... not a whole lot. You know, other than both series boasting innumerable laugh out loud moments, that wonderful blend of "inappropriate" humor, heart, romance, and that backbone of wit that supports the whole thing. Fell in love with the show right away. As will you, with not only Dead Drive, but @sexeducation . If you haven't already binged both seasons. The good news for everyone, is that @netflix already announced the 3rd season is coming, and I've already announced the impending arrival of Dead Drive 5! All 4 books are available on Amazon.com, so get caught up in catching up, before you get caught up in book 5. * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #england #sexeducation #otisandmaeve

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Aug 2019

A truly sad day. 21 gun salute to the greatest license picture the world has ever seen. Though you have been retired, your memory lives on in the new picture, in which I look like a dimwitted sex offender. In the words of @jonsecada : "Just Another Day". Also, I'll remind you to check out my book series Dead Drive on Amazon.com. Why should you do that? Well, look at the picture. Why WOULDN'T you want to read about the #zombieapocalypse from that guy?? * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #license #driverslicense

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Apr 2020

Over halfway. Whilst waiting for Dead Drive 5, catch up with a little apocalyptic reading during the apocalypse. Dead Drive 1-4 available on Amazon.com. You've watched everything on @netflix , @hulu , and @amazonprimevideo . Pick up these books. You won't regret it! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #holyesque #hexx #handwriting #handwritten

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Apr 2020

Man, do I miss @nhl hockey. It's time for the playoffs, and we don't have playoff hockey. Awful. Thanks to @nesn for showing the 2011 @nhlbruins @stanleycup run, which is almost like applying a bandaid to a bullet hole, but... it's something! The only good news, is now you have plenty of time to read the #deaddrivebookseries ! Save yourself from the boredom of life without hockey, by checking out your new favorite books on Amazon.com. With 4 books, it'll be a nice, lengthy distraction. Plus, they're rife with hockey references! Get your silky mitts on these beauties! * * #deaddrivebookseries #deaddrive #zombies #apocalypse #zombie #zombiebooks #endoftheworld #newhampshire #nh #granitestate #writersofinstagram #books #read #readmybooks #zombieapocalypse #bookstagram #hockey #nhl #playoffs #imisshockey

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