#ssdgmpets photos & videos

Yesterday

This is why we 1. Don't leave candles unattended AT ALL 2. When they are lit they're in some kind of barrier as SOMEONE ☝️ is obsessed. At least Roxy grew out of it. • • • #catsofinstagram #cats #firecat #instacat #catagram #goddammit #firesafety #ssdgm #ssdgmpets #catsofig

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Yesterday

Ok....I’m listening. No I’m not. Ok I am. Ohhhh a feather. Oh it’s time for My Favorite Murder? I’m listening NOW!!!!!..... #minimushu #kittensofinstagram #cutekittensofinstagram #ssdgmpets

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2 days ago

Pew pew! Pew pew! Hahaha just kidding, no pew pew because my gun fell off. #minimushu #cutekittensofinstagram #kittensofinstagram #ssdgmpets #apocolypticbattlecat

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3 days ago

Sherman is done with “work from home” Mom. #garbageman #rescuekitty #catsofinstagram #ssdgmpets #meowderinos #zubas #omgwafc #cat_features

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3 days ago

7 years ago today, i was a tiny baby kitten with blue green eyes at @dallasanimalservices waiting for furever to come find me and take me home. 🐾 when my human saw me, i knew she was the one and immediately introduced myself and when she scooped me up, i purred and purred and haven’t stopped since. 🐾 she thought she was bringing me home to keep her other cat company, but i knew i was destined for greater things. 🐾 when things got really tough for her a few years ago, i knew it was time for me to really show her how grateful i am that she’s my meowmy. once i became an only cat, her therapist gave me a very important job, and now i make sure she gets extra cuddles and purrs when she’s feeling sad or anxious, stays on a schedule, and never ever feels alone in this world. 🐾 HAPPY GOTCHA DAY TO ME! 🐾 #startedfromadumpsternowwehere #gotchaday #gotchadayanniversary #dallasanimalservices #dallasanimalservicesalumni #adoptdontshop #sylviaelzafonphotography #emotionalsupportanimal #emotionalsupportcat #emotionalsupportanimalsofinstagram #esa #meowderino #furderino #ssdgmpets #sheltercatsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #bluecat #bluecatsofinstagram #bluecatlove #graycatlove #greycatlove #graycatsofinstagram #greycat #greycatsclub #greycatsofinstagram #fauxrussianbluecat #fauxrussianblue #goodcatgreycat

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3 days ago

Who needs a towel warmer when you have a cat... #beingbiffy #catsofinstagram #cutecatsofinstagram #ssdgmpets

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5 days ago

[Your cat isn’t lazy] She sleeps all day so she can watch you at night like a fu€king serial killer. DM me; your cat is a creep! #mycatisacreep #serialkitty #catofinstagram #oilpainting #stcatharinesart #niagarartist #ssdgm #ssdgmpets

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5 days ago

The blinds are closed. WHY are the blinds closed????? #beingbiffy #fatcat #fatcatsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #ssdgmpets

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2 weeks ago

Harper is microchipped, has a tattoo on her stomach from a spay procedure, identifiable scars, and her shoulder has been surgically repaired. Please help me bring her home! . . #bringharperhome #belgianmalinoisofinstagram #maligator #belgianshepherd #murderino #ssdgmpets #lostdog #findmydog #dogsofrenotahoe #nevada

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2 weeks ago

Lil' Bits fell asleep on my record player the other night...she's just so so so cute, I just can't believe it. 😻 #catsofinstagram #cats #kittensofinstagram #kittycat #myfavoritemurder #staysexy #staysexydontgetmurdered #ssdgm #ssdgmpets #ssdgmcats #records #recordplayer #vinylcollection #vinylkitty #33rpm45rpm #vinylrecords

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2 weeks ago

A precarious perch with a lovely view. #caramelbizkit #calicocatsofinstagram #catlife #windowseat #ssdgmpets #furderino

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Aug 2018

A few days late but nevertheless................ Happy National Dog Day! 🙌🏼🐶 • Turk would like to remind everyone to Please stay sexy & don’t get murdered. If you’re in a cult, call your dad. Triflers, you most definitely need not apply. Stay out of the forest, of course. And lastly, look. Listen. Look & listen. 🔪 • @myfavoritemurder #nationaldogday 🐶 #happynationaldogday #myfavoritemurder #fancultpets #fancult #mfm #staysexy #dontgetmurdered #staysexydontgetmurdered #triflersneednotapply #stayoutoftheforest #murderino #furderino #promocodemurder #ssdgm #ssdgmpets #turk

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Nov 2019

Miracle is sporting her new bandana. After her start in life it seems appropriate for her to be a Murderino 😁 . Stay sexy and dont get murdered. But not so sexy that you have your legs chewed off by a dog at birth then get rescued and goto live with your new momma who spoils you beyond belief. 😁 #myfavoritemurder #murderino #staysexydontgetmurdered #ssdgm #ssdgmpets #hardstark

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Aug 2019

“Fuck politeness...Politeness doesn't require actual humanity. It's just cultural ritual. Kindness means you actually care and have good intentions toward a person. It means you think about them as much as you think about yourself. Politeness is fancy curtains in your front window. Kindness is the home-cooked meal on your dinner table.”⁣ ⁣ I am a recent Muderino. I avoided it for a while because I do not have the time to get caught up on long running podcasts. Especially ones that run roughly an hour and episode. Then I realized I could jump in mid-stream pretty easily, so I did sometime earlier this year. So I started reading this, and I could hear it in both of their voices, and...yeah. I realized I wanted to listen to this instead of read it. So I waited a little longer to get the audiobook from the library, and I have no regrets. ⁣ ⁣ I like that this is a mix of personal stories, stuff about murder and true crime, and the same kind of attitude and ethos that makes the podcast so great. If you've been thinking about listening to My Favorite Murder, but didn't know where to start, follow my lead. Just start listening to episodes as they release them, and read this book. Or do it in the other order. Come on in to the muderino pool, the weather’s fine.⁣ ⁣ #bookstagrammer #bookreviews #becquebooks #booksharks #ssdgm #ssdgmpets #booksandcats #muderino #ssdgmbook #fuckpoliteness #nonfictionbooks #catsofinstagram #forgebooks

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Jun 2019

As a mother of a baby girl I always think about who my daughter will grow up to idolize. A singer, and actor or probably a Disney princess. All I can ask for is that she looks up to strong, confidant and real women. If you know me at all true crime podcasts are my favourite thing. I started listening to @myfavoritemurder with just the intention of listening to murder stories but throughout the episodes I’ve learned that these women are truly bad ass they taught me to accept my mental illness and how to `f***k politeness’. Now I know murder stories are not something a baby should be listening to (and I try not to around her for the fear of her becoming a murderer 😂 ) but these are the kind of women I hope she looks up to and aspires to be. One day I hope I can teach her to `stay sexy and don’t get murdered!’

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Mar 2020

A lot of people are currently on a stay at home order and I think some might be going through some hard times. So my human printed some stickers so that I could send them out and hopefully brighten someone’s day. If you would like a love letter from Willie then DM your address. Stay safe out there everyone- lots of love- Willard. . . . . . #chi #chihuahua #vegandog #govegan #plantpowereddog #epilepticdog #chihuahualife #chihuahuaproblems #oneeyeddog #specialneeds #furderino #ssdgmpets

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